I Want to Live My Next Life Backwards
I’m not sure where this came from, but I found it amusing. Reminds me of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and it would be a very good way to live your life in my opinion. Hope you all get a kick out of it too!
I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start to work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you’re too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you become even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. Ina few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally…You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
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Hey Steve:
There is no way that I would ever conside living my life backwards!!!
I had too much fun chasing international women, if you follow. I
would not miss that for all of the Bhat in Thailand. Ha!!
Dennis the Menace
But you could chase them again as you went in reverse and it would be more fun as you got younger…until you hit puberty of course :p
Hey Steve:
Greetings from Germany.
I have always enjoyed the info that you submit on your website,
although I have not heard from you in eons, if you follow. I hope
that we are still friends, recalling our time well-spent in
the “BILLBOARD,”remember, and of course the dinner at the Indian
restaurant with your family. In case you are wondering, I am not a
nut-case because I care about what happens to our country, and the
fact remains, the U.S. will not survive with the Kenyan Moron in the
White House. What do you think? dennishabern@hotmail.com X I hope
everything is going well with your business and that yourself and
your family are in good health and in good spirits. Hopefully, I will be able to return to BKK, on the 18th of April, but that is not
written in stone as I may make an attempt to obtain my TEFL
certificate in Pattaya, the city of sin. Ha!!
That’s it for now.
Continue to keep me posted.
Dennis the Menace
Now I’ve been outed and can’t return to Billboard
Of course we are still friends and I hope to see you again when you return to the City of Angels. I have no comment on the political and economic situation in America, but my leaving should speak volumes.
Sign me up for that program.
Sounds good to me. Where do I sign up?
If I ever figure it out I’ll be sure to let everyone know!